Saturday, June 21, 2008

Six Things You May or May Not Know About the girlfriend

Six Things You May or May Not Know about the girlfriend
Go Back [Jun 21 2008, 6:09 pm]

Six Things you may or may not know about me:

In no order of relevance:

1.) Sex:

(hold on there, I'm talking about the gender)

I'm a girl.
I think a girl is anyone who's born with girl organs and hasn't given birth to anything.
Of course I also think "a lady" is someone who either has class, owns a doily, or is older than me, but not too old that I'd have to call "An Old Lady"
Lady is also a term that may be used when referring to one's partner, ie, GF. So perhaps in that sense, my BF would say, "That's my lady."
I haven't heard him say that, but it could happen.

2.) Marriage, children:

Just Say No.
I have done or had neither. I'm too immature and terrible a person to get into any of that sort of business. It also is of very little interest. The notion that people need to legally express their feelings for someone seems kinda bleh to me...
I'm secretly grossed out by pregnancy. I pretend to be happy for people when they tell me they're expecting because, I guess I'm happy they're happy, but if I were really only taking my feelings into consideration about the entire matter, they'd simply be, "Eww."
Or "Wow, really? More kids? Like there aren't enough orphans who need good homes? You really think your genes need to continue?"
Yeah, I'm a terrible person, I'm sorry. Let's move on.

3.) Height

Size queen I am not.
I think I could be taller. I wish I were taller. I've been wishing for it for years...sadly, it's been the kind of wish that's gone un granted. I'm still at a shrimpy and boring 5'4" or 5'5" (depending on shoes).

4.) Relationship


Relationship is a strange word.

I've been with the same BF for 5 years. I think it's five years. Sometimes it feels like longer.
The BF is a nice, intelligent, thoughtful and funny soul. He is my best friend and he's been patient and probably unrealistic with my doings/beliefs.
I don't think he is the end all and be all, but I would be stupid to think I wouldn't be devestated if he ever left me.
As much as my eye has wandered (and it has, and does), it is very extremely and totally unlikely that I will ever mess things up on purpose.

5.) Fun

Fun Rocks!!!
Fun for me is naps, going to shows (I try to go to as many as possible, it's my biggest of weaknesses), collecting music, reading, writing up ideas that no one will ever care for, and just making the most of these days. I want to get as many stamps on my passport as possible, and I want to make sure I remember things in a nice light despite my tendency to occasionally get dark about things (and I do that quite a bit).

6.) Why am I posting on this site?

That is the question.

I suppose I like the open anonymity that comes with Xtube.
Obviously I can (should it ever turn up) write kinda blue in here(I don't think anything would shock anyone), or even get an audience that's "adult" (not immature ha).
Other blog places well they probably have other kind of standards and expectations.
And well, it seems like everyone uses this place as a kind of venting spot (granted it's usually the kind that involves pants)... Dunno.
With all the exposure and "sharing" that goes on in here, it seems like I could easily blend in. Nothing I post will ever take the eye away from boobs or peen, but nothing I post will be too far out by comparison either.

I think I can trust you all to be adult and open about things too.

Anyway, that's six things you may or may not have no about me...

If there are others, I'm but an email/IM/comment away.

Have a great weekend!

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