Great, I'll have a lot of candles to blow after all

Maybe at the rate things are going I'll live to be 106. I should probably start saving some money huh?

Even in the dumps

Love is all around huh?

Sexy Watch

Just goes to prove everything IS better with Hot Chocolate. It even makes this watchable.

There's bound to a joke about the Tortoise and the Hare here...

I'm just not touching it.
Not touching that boot either.

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Cheers!

Intimate Inanimate

Object sexuality or Objectophilia is a pronounced sexual desire towards particular inanimate objects. This is a rare form of fetishism and those with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of arousal, attraction, love and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation. Sexual or even close emotional relationships with humans are incomprehensible. The term was coined in the 1970s by a woman named Eija-Riitta Eklöf Berliner-Mauer from Liden, Sweden, who was 'married' to the Berlin Wall.[1] Object-sexual individuals also believe in animism, or the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, feelings, and are able to communicate.[2]
--Wikipedia

I'm still in awe...just blown away by the documentary...you too can be mindf**ed by checking it out for yourself here:

Strange Love: I Married the Eiffel Tower


Watch Married To The Eiffel Tower [Part 1]  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

The rest:

Watch Married To The Eiffel Tower [Part 2]  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

What does Greed smell like?

Well there you go...apparently jealousy over a Ralph Lauren ad featuring Laetitia Casta makes for a fake perfume ad starring Michelle Williams and Emily Portman.

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Maybe we don't know what greed smells like...but we know what repulsion is.: