Friday, September 19, 2008

A rumbl in the tumblr

Since I'm not making the best use of sentences these days, perhaps micro-blogging/Tumblr can save a little of the day.

I haven't decided if I want it to feed into this blogspot, or if it should remain an entity of it's own...

Until I decide, you can check it out here:

That's my tumblr!


Sunday, September 14, 2008

Take it outside



But I had a hall pass!


I don't know what's worse...that I let it go there, or that it's the stuff that's only found in teen themed websites..."?

GF gf gf...tisk tisk.

My brain is a terrible place

It's been hard to blog.

Not because there's aren't things out there that are worth writing/posting about...but because my brain has not been able to work things out correctly.

That, and well...I'm an asshole.

They always make me feel underdressed


Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Friday, September 5, 2008

X-philed



If watching too much, or rather being "addicted to Internet porn" merits a stay in rehab, then those facilities better get ready for a mega flood of people.

The rumors about David Duchovny's sex addiction being soley rooted to online (rooms) and not in other women's bedrooms however, eh... need to be taken with a shaker of salt.

It's what all the gossip sites and tv shows are saying...and well we know the only thing even less reliable than a gossip columnist is a gossip blog right?

Richard Friedman(who's known as a "celeb scribe"), says he's had a conversation with a pal of Duchovny's (well if a a friend of a friend says something, that's something yeah?)who insists the Californication star has battled a porn problem for years.

Mulder, really?

That the only things he's tapping are keypads and not his tennis instructor...

"I want to believe."
Damn.

I've always had a thing for Mr. Duchovny...if I knew he had this kind of weakness since way back then...I think I would have made a little trip...

But that's besides the point, the point is well, if the story turns out to be solid, it brings up a whole larger issue (I'm looking at some of you!).

At what point are we going to stop punishing ourselves for channeling our weirdest/wildest adulterous/curious fantasies through the relatively healthy filter of _________ (insert your kink--terrible pun) websites?

In the spirit of standing up against this puritanical outrage, I will, for the sake of all that is pervy and odd, provide the following clip(very NSFW)...A scene that says something about pools and not being saved by the bell.

I give you Showgirls, and the sex that would put a tsunami to shame:
Pool Love Scene From "Showgirls" - Funny blooper videos are here

Monday, September 1, 2008

To Infinity and BEYOND...anything you ever want to hear


Oh Disney...

Don we (k)now...


Last night’s episode of Mad Men really put me in all kinds of emotional directions. I don't typically go on and on about television shows, because, don't you just hate those people? But Mad men, MAD MEN...maybe it should be called Mad fans too...

Oh, Don Draper, and your wiley sexual ways. I want and hate you so so bad. Although lately I just want to...

Argh, damn you Don, and Duck, F** you...Chauncey so didn't deserve that!!!

Back to the episode--it was all about the two sides to women that men see and the two sides to Don that WE see.

All the while Sterling Cooper works on putting together a new ad campaign for Playtex,--an ad campaign entered around how every woman has a Jackie (Kennedy) side and a Marilyn (Monroe) side...really complicated Ad thinking of them days, huh? ;)

While they're pointing out the two kinds of ladies they have in the office, the boys peg Peggy for a Gertrude Stein. Don is in waaaaay too deep with Bobbie Barrett, but not immune to viewing women through these two lenses as well.

Don is all to happy to have Bobbie as his whore on the side, but his wife Betty buys a chic new bikini to wear at the pool, he's quick to demean her as “desperate”. (See those are the things that really bug me Don, you're so much better than that--but you're not!) Totally turning off both sides of the GF if you don't mind my saying...

Peggy, meanwhile, is trying to make headway as a woman in a man’s world. Sometimes I wonder if the show isn't going to somehow turn into her entire vehicle, but I digress...

When the men at Sterling Cooper continue to do business out on the town without her, Peggy realizes she needs to take Bobbie’s prior advice—“You can’t be a man. Be a woman. It’s a powerful business, when done right”—and Joan’s latest pearl of wisdom—“Stop dressing like a little girl”—and assert herself.

Apparently asserting yourself means going to a titty bar with the Playtex execs, in your tightest fitting cocktail dress and draping yourself over said chief executive like a cheap throw. Sigh. Peggy, behind painted eyes, falls under Pete’s judgmental eye ('Case you don't know: Pete, is also a cheater, and had just cheated on his wife AGAIN, with a model). It’s unclear whether this route will have much long-term success for Peggy, but we'll see...and I think I want to buy that dress now...

As for Don? Bobbie has always drawn out the uglier side of him, but it seems Don finally is seeing his own reflection (mirrors were a big theme in this episode) and not liking it very much.

When Bobbie dares to tell Don that his reputation as a himbo is well-known, he leaves her tied to a bedpost.

I’m not sure if this is the last we’ll see of Bobbie, and I certainly don’t think it’s the last we’ll see if Don’s not-so-endearing side, but I hope for little Sally’s sake—who starred at her father adoringly at the beginning of the episode—that he cultivates the side that she sees with a little more dedication.

[Note: Chauncey is Duck’s dog. When the dog made Duck think twice about falling off the wagon—he’s an alcoholic or whatever they called people who drank too much in those days—Duck lets him go. WTF.]