Ballpark frankness

For a while I was toying with the idea of calling my blog:

"The Incredible Adventures of the Undoable Girlfriend."

A kind of behind the scenes look in the life of a gf who's bf never puts out (why else or how else would I find the time to blog really?!)...and maybe even the stories of other past BFs who behaved like an Al Bundy to my Peg Wanker Bundy(eesh).

Making it a kind of sad sounding board to all my missadventures in "strikeoutsville" otherwise known as my GF career.


I had all the little categories and even ways of tagging it all set up in my head.
Some of them sporty, some of them funny (to me anyway)

BUT I also had to stop and talk to myself (as any sane blogger would do), "Sure it'd be funny and fall into that whole self deprecation thing that's ever so popular with the kids, but would it really be genuine?"

Because if my other paper diary (with a key) ever got out...or if these walls could talk...well...I'm not one to brag, but ahem ahem.

Even the losers get lucky some time right?

But yeah, there was also an idea about posting a kind of countdown/chart of every shot (or attempt made by me), and strike (ie "I have a headache")

It could've been a nice little widget reading:
Blank many days GF has gone without.
Blank many times struck out.


And then there's that whole, "Gimme a break, you're a girl..."
Lots of things, you (if you're a male reader reading this right now) have said to your GF or female friend of choice when they've gone on about not getting a bit of something something.

But yeah, that widget would have been ruined/null...Specifically since I just got some a few minutes ago (D'Oh!)

Maybe if I do a recount. And use today as Day one.

Well we'll see, tomorrow is a new day with new things to bring us.
I'm super sleepy.

I'm just gonna walk the base and crash out.