Cheating.
Is it learned behavior?
We don't know.
Is it instinct or environment?
We don't know.
Is it stupid?
Oh completely.
Do we do it anyway?
EVERY chance we get...until we get caught (I never got caught, had suspicion sure, but eh).
*(VO=voice-over
The term voice-over refers to a production technique where a non-diagetic voice is broadcast live or pre-recorded in radio, television, film, theater and/or presentation.[1] The voice-over may be spoken by someone who also appears on-screen in other segments or it may be performed by a specialist voice actor. Voice-over is also commonly referred to as "off camera" commentary.
The term voice-over can also refer to the actual voice actor who performed the recording. The terms voice actor, narrator, voice artist, announcer are all similarly used.
For the purpose of this blog, this technique has been used badly. So much so, the GF decided to create an OV=over-voice. The voice this blog will use as the voice over's foil)
But those questions aside...am I one?
VO: Hmm...I suppose so, yes.
OV: I'm reformed (I think)...or recovering?
OV: Recovering cheater?
VO: Alcoholics are always alcoholics GF.
OV: Not that I'm addicted to penis (as fun an addiction that might sound like).
But I'd say I'm reformed and cool considering that in the last 4 years I have not cheated on my current BF (yeah we've been together five, shut up).
I'd say that's quite sobering and healthy --one day at a time journey....
Ex's, if you're out there (I'll deny it, plus how would you even know I was the one blogging?) reading this right now, yeah I probably and most definitely cheated on you at one point or other.
I never did it as a personal attack.
I don't think I ever actively pursued others or meant to do the cheating, but I also didn't fight hard enough not to, so yeah--I was a dick.
Sometimes I didn't even think it was cheating because I had a set of rules about it...
Something about not looking,or not being availble makes you the sudden fad of the day...I dunno.
Maybe there was a growing interest in dweeby girls...who knows.
The point is, I've cheated on every BF I've ever had...okay except one. But that tale is too heartbreaking/lame a tale to get into right now...
I also suddenly have a powerful hankering for pumpkin pie.
Later.
But those questions aside...am I one?
VO: Hmm...I suppose so, yes.
OV: I'm reformed (I think)...or recovering?
OV: Recovering cheater?
VO: Alcoholics are always alcoholics GF.
OV: Not that I'm addicted to penis (as fun an addiction that might sound like).
But I'd say I'm reformed and cool considering that in the last 4 years I have not cheated on my current BF (yeah we've been together five, shut up).
I'd say that's quite sobering and healthy --one day at a time journey....
Ex's, if you're out there (I'll deny it, plus how would you even know I was the one blogging?) reading this right now, yeah I probably and most definitely cheated on you at one point or other.
I never did it as a personal attack.
I don't think I ever actively pursued others or meant to do the cheating, but I also didn't fight hard enough not to, so yeah--I was a dick.
Sometimes I didn't even think it was cheating because I had a set of rules about it...
Something about not looking,or not being availble makes you the sudden fad of the day...I dunno.
Maybe there was a growing interest in dweeby girls...who knows.
The point is, I've cheated on every BF I've ever had...okay except one. But that tale is too heartbreaking/lame a tale to get into right now...
I also suddenly have a powerful hankering for pumpkin pie.
Later.
3 comments:
You forgot to ask, "Is it fun?" Answer yes if (1) you don't get caught, and (2) you do it with the right partner.
I sort of fell off the fidelity wagon earlier this year. I was away on business, I was about 75 miles from an online friend so I arranged to meet for dinner. We ate, got along as well in person as online, went for a walk down to the ocean, looked at the stars. She got a chill (it was March,after all) and held me. I held her back. We stayed down there for most of an hour, I guess, then I walked her back to her car. As we said our good nights it just sort of happened, we simultaneously leaned in for a kiss.
The next night we met for dinner again, afterward we drove to a park near her house. We walked down into the park, came to some bleachers, sat down and kissed. It turned into making out, we were there for maybe a half hour. It never progressed further than that, but still. I'm married, she is in a long-term relationship. So yeah. Even after a long time, it's possible.
"Fidelity Wagon," I like that. I like very much :) Makes for a cool sounding vehicle, (good mileage, awesome safety features, and affordability), easily on top of all the consumer reports...Course it also sounds like MY NEXT BAND! I can see the t-shirts for the tour already...Yep, we'll make REO look sooo bad :-P
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